Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Release the safety on your glowstick twirlers!



So Rihanna will be releasing a new dance album....let the queens rejoice!


She has already released one official single, the new unofficial theme song for my life: "Only Girl (in the world)", produced by the pied piper of euro-twinks, saviour of limping careers, and Kelly Rowland's new demi-god, David Guetta.

But wait, there's more!


This cloyingly campy video for "Who's that Chick" leaked last week....

The verdict is still out on how I feel about the video and the song but so far it reminds me of the ballroom scene from The Wiz.


That's not necessarily a good thing but I'm sure I'll be singing the melody incessantly within the next 15 minutes.

It seems Barbados' Next Top Model Siren (emphasis on the sound) is on a roll and will soon be wailing and grimacing on a TV screen near you in the plethora of new music videos sure to emerge designed to show off the range of emotions she has mastered since taking classes at the Anna Nicole Smith school of acting.


Personally, I'm uber excited as this will be a welcome distraction from the garbage currently out (see Ke$ha).

Rihanna's brand of light pop subliminal cocaine will be a welcome distraction until La Creola returns... Bey prepared!



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