-"Heaux Please!"
After watching this performance I swear that Rihanna has split personalities.
There is RiRi: The sweet sex siren with the Ronald McDonald kanekalon weave that goes beast on a dance track in the recording studio.
Then there's Elvira: The Bajan Billy Goat that closes her eyes and bleats furiously into the microphone when she's booked for a live performance.
Elvira needs to sit her ashy behind down and let Rihanna be great!
My suspicion however is that Elvira is actually the one that was signed to Def Jam by Joe Camel and "Rihanna" is the ribba mumma created to seduce us with an island allure and sell a few billion albums.
That her album is gonna be fire despite the obvious lack of singing credentials at the most crucial of times where it ought to be demanded (a singer that can actually sing live....oh the horror!) is disturbing on many levels. I guess she really is the black Britney Spears *Kanye Shrug*
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