The amount of fuck I simply do not give about the fact that Buju Banton has been found guilty of drug related charges cannot be sufficiently articulated in the English language.
If I was an African bushman at the dawn of humanity and I spoke in clicks, my clicks upon receipt of this news would be filled with the type of vitriolic scorn that would necessitate the world's first simultaneous eye roll, neck roll, and side eye upon their expulsion from my face > (¬_¬)
I care not.
What I do care about are the sentiments as expressed by his horde of buffoons that blame the Glitterati for Buju's affinity for nose candy and the lengthy prison stay he'll receive as a consequence.
For them Buju is the nappy-headed Messiah: bastion of virtue, testosterone, and marijuana; conversely gays are imperialistic demons from the rainbow dimension that ride on My Little Ponies and infiltrate every aspect of modern existence so as to eliminate the righteous Christian breeders.
Given these "facts" it is only logical that the gays are behind Buju's capture and conviction on these drug charges. I mean, Rastafarians hate the white lady!
Right Gregory?
Point 1: Buju is daft.
Point 2: Buju talks too much.
Point 3: Empty Barrels usually make the most noise.
Ergo, those idiots trumpeting this tired rhetoric about the gays conspiring to entrap their Shepherd ought to learn the lesson Buju failed to, and shut the fuck up.
I can't....
(more to come after he's sentenced)
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