O-fucking-kay!
Mariah can still blow!
Not only can the bish still sang her cafe au lait behind off, but more importantly, and despite the vitriol of my early assessment of the project she stuck true to the undeniable purity of the original composition. I swear if she had a Nicki Minaj feature on "O Holy Night v 2.0" Yahweh woulda lept from his throne and shat on Mariah's head. I think she sensed this was a possible consequence for taking Christmas to the ghetto atop her bleached skull and kept it simple.
Whether she actually had vocal rejuvenation surgery or whether her corny husband lubricates her vocal chords with his cheesy spunk at nights is not verifiable (meaning it hasn't yet been reported on TMZ or MTO) but that she has regained a lot of her tone and more importantly her RANGE is nothing short of a miracle and the witch doctor that accomplished it deserves a deluxe apartment in the sky.
You go MiMi!
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