twitterbeef and twitterfish

I'm not really into the tweet realm. I think because subconsciously I associate "tweet" with "twat" and accordingly I have some sort of a natural aversion.

Twitter to me is really just a fun place to read the shit posted about live events, stupid reality shows, and to basically catch up on the latest gossip as it's happening with an entire nation of cunty, sex-starved, hairy-palmed, misanthropes (such as myself) to throw copious amounts of shade with.

Yesterday the excitement in the air was palpable as I read the tweets from my phone of an epic battle brewing, the type I have not beheld since my childhood days of rushing home to participate in the melodramatic battle of good and evil, gays versus the forces of evil, that was The Power Rangers.

RazB, formerly of the Creole Boy Band B2K; fresh from obscurity and irrelevance (and being tea-bagged by his manager) decided to square off with The Rabid Beaver himself, Chris Brown; himself fresh from a spree of very public acts of frottage with le bich, and other heuxs.

This was to be a battle royale (the Queeny side of royalty). I sat glued to my blackberry waiting for my EDGE connection to refresh the cuntyness that spewed from my tiny pixellated screen.

"Raz-B: @Chrisbrown Do you hit your boyfriend @andre_merritt like you do your women?

ChrisBrown: Tell me this @razb2k!! Why when the money was coming in u won’t complaining about getting butplugged! #homothug!!!

Raz-B: @chrisbrown I luv how u resort 2 disrespectful low brow tactics when u clearly sabotaged ur own career by beating women!

ChrisBrown: I’m not homophobic! He’s just disrespectful!!!

Raz-B: Ur not homophobic, ur juz homosexual on the low! RT @chrisbrown I’m not homophobic! He’s just disrespectful!!!

Chris Brown: @razb2k when I need tips on how to demolish my career I’ll call ya!!!!!

Raz-B: yo @chrisbrown i heard about all yo BoyFriends & tell yo cheerleader @1omarion 2 shut the fuck up b4 i send J BOOG 2 f**k HIS MaMa again

ChrisBrown: @razb2k it’s funny how I’m nominated for 3 grAmmys off of a mixtape and ur scrambling for change!!

Raz-B: @chrisbrown you steady talking about your career and homothugs but you have yet to respond about your boyfriend @Andre_Merritt

ChrisBrown: @razb2k merry christmas.i just gave you 20 thousand more followers.. u shouldve did this first instead of telling the world you got raped.

ChrisBrown: @razb2k you have a lower back tattoo that says “different strokes”

Raz-B: hey followers…. i want to apologize for fostering homophobia tweets.. this has nothing to do against my followers…

Raz-B: @Chrisbrown Since you took this that far! Dude, i wasnt Raped! what a disrespect to every Kid around the world that has been Molested!!!!!

ChrisBrown: BTW… i love all my gay fans and this immature act is not targeted at you!!!! Love

Raz-B: @chrisbrown u victimize victims, ur a homophobe, ur on the down low & a woman beater. Merry Christmas & thx 4 showin every1 ur true colors

Raz-B: @chrisbrown Is this your way of coming on to me???? Dude im not Gay! i was molested! stop disrespecting the LGBT community!

Raz-B: @chrisbrown Oh yea, your Michael Jackson tribute was cool, until you made it about yourself!!!!! What a Disgrace!!!! God bless you too!

Raz-B: @chrisbrown how do u defend urself in that manner bro? I forgive u but u hve alot of pple 2 apologize to. u offended alot of abused pple

ChrisBrown: its wack as f**k that everybody can bash me… but soon as i defend myself its world war 3.I TAKE SHIT FROM everybody… its cool though..

ChrisBrown: LOVE ALL MY SUPPORTERS and people who know my heart.HOMOPHOBE?c’mon,find a better tactic.thats pure ignorance and stupidity. i love everyone"

I want my 30mins back.

Until RazB can link this picture of Immature (created and managed by his alleged molestor Chris Stokes) to his own allegations of an inappropriate relationship with Stokes and Marques Houston (first left) then I refuse to believe he was a victim and not just a bitter queen looking for 15 minutes of infamy.

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